Two legends. One red trike. One blue. A brutal battle of wills… fought six inches off the ground.
MajorMuscles brings the biceps. CrabFace brings the mandibles. Together, they roll deep into nostalgic absurdity.
Great for fans of 80s action flicks, alien chaos, and soft cotton comfort. Flex responsibly.
Product features - Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathability. - Retail fit that’s suitable for casual and semi-formal settings. - Ribbed knit collar maintains shape and enhances style. - Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for added durability. - Tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
